Terms of Service

Last updated: July 13, 2026

Acceptance of Terms

Welcome to DIE MOMMIE DIE, LLC. By accessing or using our website at www.diemommie.shop (the "Site") and utilizing our services, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service ("Terms"). If you do not agree to these Terms, please do not use our Site or services. We reserve the right to update or modify these Terms at any time without prior notice. Your continued use of the Site following any changes constitutes acceptance of those changes.

Definitions

For the purposes of these Terms:

Use of the Website

Eligibility

By using our Site, you represent and warrant that you are at least 18 years of age and have the legal capacity to enter into binding agreements. If you are accessing the Site on behalf of an entity, you represent that you have the authority to bind that entity to these Terms.

Permitted Use

You agree to use our Site and Services only for lawful purposes and in accordance with these Terms. You agree not to:

Intellectual Property Rights

All Content on our Site, including but not limited to text, graphics, logos, icons, images, audio clips, digital downloads, data compilations, and software, is the property of DIE MOMMIE DIE, LLC or its content suppliers and is protected by United States and international copyright, trademark, and other intellectual property laws. The compilation of all Content on this Site is the exclusive property of DIE MOMMIE DIE, LLC.

You may not reproduce, distribute, modify, create derivative works from, publicly display, publicly perform, republish, download, store, or transmit any Content without our prior written consent, except as follows:

Services and Engagements

Service Agreements

All professional services provided by DIE MOMMIE DIE, LLC are governed by separate written service agreements or statements of work ("Service Agreements") that will be entered into between the Company and the Client. These Service Agreements will contain specific terms, deliverables, timelines, fees, and conditions applicable to each engagement. In the event of any conflict between these Terms and a Service Agreement, the Service Agreement shall prevail with respect to the specific engagement.

Proposals and Quotes

Any proposals, quotes, or estimates provided by us are valid for the period stated in the document. All proposals are subject to acceptance by both parties and execution of a Service Agreement. We reserve the right to modify or withdraw proposals at any time prior to acceptance.

Client Responsibilities

Clients engaging our Services agree to:

Confidentiality

Both parties agree to maintain the confidentiality of all proprietary information disclosed during the course of any engagement. Confidential information includes, but is not limited to, business strategies, technical data, client lists, financial information, and project deliverables. This confidentiality obligation survives the termination of any Service Agreement.

Fees and Payment

Fees for our Services will be as set forth in the applicable Service Agreement or as otherwise agreed in writing. Unless otherwise specified, all fees are payable in U.S. dollars and are due within thirty (30) days of invoice date. Late payments may be subject to interest charges at the rate of 1.5% per month or the maximum rate permitted by applicable law, whichever is less. Clients are responsible for all applicable taxes, duties, and assessments related to the Services.

Limitation of Liability

To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, DIE MOMMIE DIE, LLC, its officers, directors, employees, and agents shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, including but not limited to loss of profits, data, use, goodwill, or other intangible losses, arising out of or in connection with your use of the Site or our Services, whether based on warranty, contract, tort (including negligence), or any other legal theory, even if we have been advised of the possibility of such damages.

Our total liability to you for all claims arising from or relating to these Terms or your use of the Site shall not exceed the greater of $100 or the amount you have paid us in the six (6) months preceding the event giving rise to the claim. Some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation of certain damages, so some of the above limitations may not apply to you.

Indemnification

You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless DIE MOMMIE DIE, LLC, its affiliates, officers, directors, employees, contractors, agents, licensors, and suppliers from and against any claims, liabilities, damages, judgments, awards, losses, costs, expenses, or fees (including reasonable attorneys' fees) arising out of or relating to your violation of these Terms or your use of the Site or Services, including but not limited to any use of the Site's Content other than as expressly authorized in these Terms.

Disclaimer of Warranties

THE SITE AND ALL CONTENT, MATERIALS, AND SERVICES AVAILABLE THROUGH THE SITE ARE PROVIDED ON AN "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE" BASIS, WITHOUT ANY WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED. DIE MOMMIE DIE, LLC DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, TITLE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT.

We do not warrant that the Site will be uninterrupted, timely, secure, or error-free, that defects will be corrected, or that the Site or the servers that make it available are free of viruses or other harmful components. No advice or information obtained by you from us or through the Site shall create any warranty not expressly stated in these Terms.

Termination

We reserve the right to terminate or suspend your access to our Site and Services, without prior notice or liability, for any reason whatsoever, including but not limited to a breach of these Terms. Upon termination, your right to use the Site will immediately cease. All provisions of these Terms which by their nature should survive termination shall survive, including but not limited to ownership provisions, warranty disclaimers, indemnification, and limitations of liability.

Governing Law and Dispute Resolution

These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Ohio, without regard to its conflict of law provisions. Any dispute arising from or relating to these Terms or your use of the Site or Services shall be resolved through binding arbitration in accordance with the rules of the American Arbitration Association, with the arbitration to take place in Cuyahoga County, Ohio. Each party shall bear its own costs and attorneys' fees in any arbitration or legal proceeding.

Force Majeure

Neither party shall be liable for any failure or delay in performance under these Terms due to causes beyond its reasonable control, including but not limited to acts of God, war, terrorism, riots, embargoes, acts of civil or military authorities, fire, floods, accidents, strikes, or shortages of transportation, facilities, fuel, energy, labor, or materials.

Severability

If any provision of these Terms is found to be unenforceable or invalid under applicable law, such provision shall be modified to the minimum extent necessary to make it enforceable, or if it cannot be modified, it shall be severed, and the remaining provisions of these Terms shall remain in full force and effect.

Entire Agreement

These Terms, together with any Service Agreements and our Privacy Policy, constitute the entire agreement between you and DIE MOMMIE DIE, LLC regarding your use of the Site and our Services, superseding any prior agreements or communications, whether written or oral.

Waiver

No waiver of any term or condition of these Terms shall be deemed a further or continuing waiver of such term or any other term. Our failure to assert any right or provision under these Terms shall not constitute a waiver of such right or provision.

Contact Information

If you have any questions about these Terms of Service, please contact us: